Why can't it be called "Middle F"

B.W.L.#7 kind of backfired on me. I know I said I would like to give a few lessons, but that was meant for the little ones. When I got home, The Hare had the keyboard out and was waiting for me. We downloaded a few beginner songs and got started. This is the only time his stubborn personality is a bonus, he was determined to master Mexican Hat Dance and Hot Cross Buns. After an hour of having to deal with his arguments of how he thought things should be, he was a success with his first two songs. He expects to learn a few more tonight. Hopefully once he is able to work on this alone, I can download my own music.