Ray Bishop's Bathtub

CrazyBathtubGuy

I had to pause during a massage I was giving last night to watch this on the news. I won't be too hurt if you've already seen it. I just hope it reminds a few people of home.

B.W.L. #1

I'm starting my Birthday Wish List today with my highest priced item (besides a piano, which I'll gladly accept at anytime). The Ashford Traveling Spinning Wheel. I have always wanted to learn how to spin and this is actually what prompted the purchase of my super cute angora rabbit. Really, I just mentioned it and the Hare went crazy for the idea. Anytime he's given permission to add to the family zoo, he makes it happen .

Back to the important issues here, I realize this item might be out of your price range. Don't worry, breathe.. inhale.. exhale.. You can relax because the items/prices will continue to drop from here on out. Whoever does get me the #1 item on the B.W.L will be my all time favorite person ever. Just something to think about.

One of the many crazies

As a tribute to my maternal grandfather, I have added my first widget to the blog. At the bottom of the page, you'll find the countdown to my BIRTHDAY. I think this should give everyone ample time to think about gifts, or maybe cards they would like to send me. I am planning an occasional post for items that I'm interested in owning. Don't feel any pressure to get them for me. Oh no. No pressure at all.

Sweatpants, a vest and slippers

CreedThoughts.

Read the post for June 26th. It makes me wonder what to choose for my uniform. I would probably follow his suggestions.

It's the little stuff.

Today is fantastic. Guess what I get to do... work an extra hour everyday! Here's where it gets really good, after all those extra hours worked, I get a day off every other week.

Hooray!

Every other weekend, is a 3 day weekend. I'm going to start brainstorming what to do with all that extra time. Oh nevermind, I just remembered, school.

WATCH OUT!

Here's my latest idea, me and a Vespa. I'm sure those of you who know me are a little frightened by the idea. The potential for embarrassment and/or death is likely. It might be worth the risk to get 70 mpg. I would have to accessorize a bit. I need a mister on the front, because I'm sure I'll show up to work nice and sweaty in the summer. I want it to have a bike horn, or maybe a bell. I think I'll go with a bell, it seems more reference desk librarian. It would be nice to have an invisible force field surrounding me. I would love to watch people or objects just bounce off the bubble as soon as they were too close. If I ever have kids, I'll strap on one of those bike carriers. Perfect.

About my artwork, I'm getting pretty good at this Paint program. I might have a future here. Look at the concentration in my face and notice that I'm driving with one hand. Yes, I am that good.

My reward

This is the best part of yoga, the end of class where you get to relax. Remember that not everyone looks as good as I do in yoga clothes. I am the exception!